Tea and Strumpets
Click for larger version. (And apologies for my appalling flow-chart making skills.)
Oh Lordy this is good. SO so good.
I failed, or alternatively won, by going down the right hand side, and hitting the question about shoving a mess into a cupboard.
I too am a slut for ignoring messes in cupboards. I’m sure there are many other reasons though! Your flowchart skills are much better then mine – however, the short skirt box is missing a yes option – sorry to point out, I just know I would want to know.
Wonderful wonderful chart. Made me LOLsob!
Heh. I’ve been waiting for someone to point that out.
My totally-not-rehearsed-manufactured-after-the-point answer is: surely that’s a given? Sluts wearing short skirts, that is.
Hah. Yes, that is totally a given. Of course. I should have known you meant it 🙂
I am amused that not immediately removing ripped stockings makes you a slut. I thought it would be the opposite. Unless, of course, they’re immediately replaced with a fresh pair you have in your handbag in case of just such a contingency. Because my thought was “ooh, I get to see the immediate removal if I can somehow contrive to rip them”.
Oh, no, certainly once you take them off, you replace them with an unsullied pair. A lady does *not* go around with bare legs, but only sluts wear ripped stockings.
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